Danger!

Not reading the rest of my Web Page
could be hazardous to your health!

So, you have found my Web Page. Welcome. I have been waiting a long time for this moment, and I think that you have been as well.Now is the time for me to reveal myself to you. I will tell you how I came to look as I do above.

It started with a simple earring, just one, on my left ear, at age 14. My dad nearly killed me when I came home with it, but he hot used to it. I got a pair of clips on my right ear at age 16. By then, my folks thought I was hopeless anyway. At 17, I stopped cutting my hair, and started adding about two pounds of mousse daily. After a month of that, it began to stand up very nicely. By that time, I had two more earrings and I had pierced three other parts of my body as well,, I would tell you where, but I'm worried about the Exon Bill.

Now I have a job where it doesn't matter how I look. I leaned HTML and CGI while listening to a series of heavy mental bands, and I am currently the leading expert in the entire country. I telecommute to anywhere in the world at 28.8K, and I love it. My dad is even getting his ear pierced.