Hi, my name is Tali. I broke up with a guy in Boston. He wouldn't leave me alone, because he was jealous of my new guy. My new guy's name was Guy, buy you don't say "Guy," you say "Gi." The old guy was being a jerk, so we decided to leave Boston, to start a new life in California.

We packed up a U-haul and headed west. We laughed the whole way across Ohio and Missouri and Kansas, which are really extraordinarily wide states, so it was a lot of laughing. We didn't know each other too well when we left, but we were deeply in love by halfway across Colorado.

When we got to Nevada, Guy said, "You know, in Nevada we could go to any town hall and be married this afternoon." I said, "OK, let's do it." He tried to take it back, but it was too late then. We were both wearing blue jeans with holes in the know, but the Justice of the Peace took our $20 anyway.

So now I'm Mrs. Guy. We haven't hold his parents yet, and it's been three months. When we both have jobs, they'll be more likely to approve. That's where you can help. Send me job leads! Anywhere in the Bay Area! Have no car, but will travel. I worked at Tufts University's computer lab, and I know a lot about editing, layout, and design. Get me a job s I can face Mama Guy!

This is the sunset over northern Nevada on our wedding night, computer-enhanced by me to demonstrate my design skills. Click here to send e-mail about jobs.